Porn Shoot Massacre

In the same way that I thought I had a pretty good idea what I was letting myself in for when I rented a film called Porn Shoot Massacre, you probably think you know what I am going to say about it? Unintentionally hilarious dialog, low budget, bad acting, loads of naked ladies. Well you are mostly right- except for one thing, the hilarity is absolutely intentional, and it made me laugh a lot. The dialoge is just brilliant, one guy genuinely goes “aw she dead?” when they find their first offer half nude lady. Also this film really demonstrates that the one thing which won’t cave under a sledgehammer is apparently a porn stars face – cue mucky joke about being used to getting things in the face etc etc. I was ready to have an issue with this film because I didn’t see the point, the porn bit made no sense because every time something sexy enough happened to warrant the only reason guys watch porn (the storylines right) someone died (and that isn’t sexy) and every time something scary happened you had the worrying phenomenon of being half mast watching a stabbing. But this film isn’t really porn, not even close, nor is it trying to be, nor is it scary in the slightest, leaving you un-aroused and un-scared enough to enjoy it for what it is, a low budget film which will make you laugh…”where are those guys? Uh, probably off gangbanging”

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