Jonah Hex

The reason Iron Man and the Avengers are so good now is that we finally have the technology to accurately show all the awesome things that went through the minds of kids reading the comic books, we dont need to know their back story or dark inner thoughts because we can finally see them fight and smash things in a realistic way. So Jonah Hex, with the power to speak to the dead should have been easy! Except no one has ever really heard of the comic, and he only uses this skill three times! This film needs 100% more talking to dead people, 100% less battles which take place in Jonahs head and 50% more Malkovich, because he is the best actor in it. Oh and 200% more guns.

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